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"You've reached A2. Obviously I can't get back to you right now, so leave a message and I'll get back to it whenever I can."

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[buttonmashes]

[ooc: from here!]

WHAT SERIES OF ACTIONS DO I NEED TO TAKE IN ORDER TO SEXUALLY AROUSE YOU

im glad this is popping the cherry of A2's inbox

[a2brutus]

Oh.

You can't, really.

[buttonmashes]

aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[a2brutus]

Sorry, I don't have the parts for that anyway.

[buttonmashes]

yeah but youre hot and i wanna bang
but id want you to get something out of it too
even if it's not exactly analogous to human arousal

[a2brutus]

I'd get the satisfaction of getting a human off, if that counts.

[buttonmashes]

but does that *do* something for you

[a2brutus]

If you're asking if it feels nice, yeah. It does. I can still get some satisfaction out of touch alone too. It's just nothing like what a human would experience.

[buttonmashes]

thats something at least
not much of a point in all this if you cant have fun too

[a2brutus]

Is fun really the point of it?

[buttonmashes]

well i'm not fucking in the missionary position with the lights off for the purpose of procreation, i can tell you that much

[a2brutus]

I don't even know what to say to that.

[buttonmashes]

laughter and applause will work just fine

but basically yes fun is the point of it
for me at least
i dont wanna do anything if i'm not gonna enjoy myself

[a2brutus]

That makes sense. Not like I know much about the whole procreating schtick either.

audio - like, idk i think 11/12 or whenever the people come back n' shit

[voreaciously]

Hello, Miss A2. I do hope the day finds you well.

[a2brutus]

The day finds me just well. Whats up? [ It's not like she normally expects people to want to talk to her. ]

[voreaciously]

I am glad to hear that very much. [well, get used to it, princess, you're a hot commodity.]

Ah, well...it is that, I have come into possession of some bath products and the like and wondered if you would allow the privilege or cleaning your parts, at the very least.

[She wants to LOOK at them, but please, A2, love yourself.]

We could take a bath together, if you like.

[a2brutus]

It's not really a privilege... [Seriously. It's just cleaning.] If that's what you want, I'm alright with it. [Even if she doesn't understand it too well.]

You wouldn't want to take a bath with me, though.

[voreaciously]

It is. [baths are really important in her culture!!1]

And why would I not want to?

[a2brutus]

Because I need cold water, for one. Warm water would cause my internal temperatures to be unable to properly cool. Basically It might damage me.

[It's not even about the fact that it's a bunch of electrical equipment in water... Which doesn't matter much, since all of her internal components are waterproof anyway.]

[voreaciously]

Oh, I prepared for as much. I have a very high tolerance to colder temperatures. In fact, I am much more comfortable in them, so it is fine.

[a2brutus]

Well... If you say so. [A2 doesn't quite believe that, honestly! Humans need warmth, not cold!]

[voreaciously]

I do say. Humans, where I am from, have different temperature thresholds due to our magic. I am Bound to Water and so I have endurance to the cold. In fact, it is in the highest percentile.

[a2brutus]

Alright then. Where did you wanna do this then? Do you have something set up?

[At least she's learned better then to question Amane by this point. Also because Magic just isn't something she can wrap her head around to begin with.]

[voreaciously]

Ah, I simply thought at your place of residence, or would that not be suitable?