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[a2brutus]

[Mind the unfinished look, not done w/ coding yet!]

A2 here. Leave your message and I'll get back to you whenever.

Comments

[a2brutus]

No.

Is there something I should know about?

[ryuji]

I swear to god I didn't break anything

[a2brutus]

Uhhuh. Sure.

What's up, then?

[ryuji]

It's for a side quest

There's something stuck in something and I'm hopin' to loosen it up a little bit

[Loosen something up by putting glue on it. Okay, Ryuji.]

[a2brutus]

A side quest huh.

How would using one of those goop guns loosen anything up? Why don't I just come over there and pull it out for you, actually.

[ryuji]

The sidiest of quests, yo

Uh... well, the thing is that it's kinda...

Lodged?

Into the toilet. So brute forcing it might end up flooding everything and that's REALLY EFFIN GROSS

[a2brutus]

And why exactly do you need this toilet sword?

[ryuji]

Okay so... humans kinda need to use toilets to get rid of bodily waste and I'm real worried for one of my best bros gettin all stuffed up and nowhere to go

[a2brutus]

I know what a toilet is.

Both of you know that there's more than one on this station, right?

[ryuji]

Ok, so if you know what a toilet is, then you gotta know that going to your toilet is about the most comforting type of toilet that you can go to

It's got this special feel to it

Totally scientific

[a2brutus]

You do realize I'm an Android, right? I don't have bodily functions minus bleeding everywhere when I get my limbs removed.

Just use another one.

[ryuji]

Dude...

You talk about losing limbs like it's the most goddamn natural thing and that's kinda disturbing

Oh, just another day for A2. Lemme just reattach my arm

Hold on, I'll here on this bench for a while and watch the birds for a bit

Only a few more seconds

Shit

[a2brutus]

It's part and parcel of being an android. The newer units are spoiled. They get new bodies when they completely screw over their old ones. I have to fix mine from their spare parts.

[ryuji]

Shit

I'm sorry

That sounds really rough

I hope you never have to again, though

[a2brutus]

That seems doubtful. Especially with those two idiots around.

[ryuji]

Well if all else kinda fails

And this is kinda morbid as hell

But you could always beat them over the head with your own arm?

[a2brutus]

Pretty sure I've done that to a machine before.

Only I hit it against a wall and it broke into a million pieces.

[ryuji]

Ever considered anger mgmt classes?

[a2brutus]

Ever consider me coming over there and kicking your ass?

[ryuji]

[Is this honesty hour?]

Once or twice

[a2brutus]

I honestly have no idea what to even say to that.

[ryuji]

Yeah now that I said I'm kinda thinkin' it was a little forward of me

[a2brutus]

More like a little weird of you. Who wants someone to come and kick their ass?

[ryuji]

I dunno, some kind of guys like that sorta stuff. You know, girls that can kick ass

I mean

Not talking personally or anything

kinkshames ryuji

[a2brutus]

Really? Because it sounds like you are.